I would like to speak on behalf and in favor of literal language. I feel the need to speak for literal language because literal language can no longer speak for itself; it can no longer be trusted. Last year, the internet claimed another victim. Reputable dictionaries (not just the Urban Dictionary) included the non-literal meaning of literally. Merriam-Webster now defines literally as meaning “actually” and “virtually.” The Cambridge online dictionary also included a modified definition of literally that describes how it is used to create dramatic effect. The word literal is just another victim of our changing times. It can now join unanswered questions, articles that aren’t presented as lists, carrying cash, card catalogues, and privacy at the Island of Misfit Toys. One of my biggest pet peeves has quickly become the flagrant (flagrant 2 for my basketball readers) misuse of literally. (What can I say? You were right Joanie Mitchell…and Passenger; I didn’t appreciate “literally”