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sticks and stones may break my bones...

It’s amazing to think about all the lies we’re told as children, and it’s even more amazing how willingly and thoroughly we believe these lies. I don’t mean this in a cynical way; it’s just the way it is. My brother who I idolized for most of my childhood was notorious for feeding me lies for his own amusement, and I was notorious (still am actually) for believing him without a doubt. I was told that bees wouldn’t sting if your body temperature was lower than normal, a claim that caused me to stick my hand out of a car window in chilly October air for twenty minutes. I also have this lie to thank for a very embarrassing moment in my college biology study group. I bought more “magic quarters” than I can remember. These were worth a dollar or more, depending on the amount of magic they contained. I also believed Fun Dip was cocaine and that my brother was addicted to it for at least a week. He denies a lot of this, but I stand by it. Who remembers a crime better, the victim or t